Dear Lover, 
I am submitting my resume for a Lover position. And several other positions too. LOL. I am a fun guy that is looking to fill any openings you may have in your company. 
I have experience in the bedroom/ couch/ kitchen table/ hot tub/ outside under the full moons/ backseat and swingset. I would like to come in for an oral interview and have you review my skills. 
I am a 54 yr old WM. I only work HARD and stay until the job is finished. I am a nice guy and you know that Nice Guys finish last which means.... We do Finish and outlast the must have good personality. 
Looks and age/race not important. I don't care about looks because inner beauty is better. And beauty is in the eye of the beholder and I would like to be holding you! 
Thanks for your consideration and please contact me if you would like more information. 
Rock Smith PhD. BS OD LB 
(PhD - py humping dk/ BS - best sex/ OD- oral doctor/ LB- lover boy)